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January 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Sarkozy likes zombified abominations

Anyone who thinks that Carla Bruni, ex-supermodel and French president’s new darling is beautiful should have their head examined. Just look how this woman looks: Like most models, she is an abomination.

Super…what? Image credit: eurogaceta

With a slit where the mouth is supposed to be and those eyes with no eyelids, she could very well pass for a grey alien from Zeta reticuli. Her body is no better: she looks almost anorexic. No breasts, no ass, no nothing.

What the media does is unbelieveable. How could anyone think that that woman is beautiful? She looks horrible! Arrrgh! And she is certainly not representative of Italian beauty. If you want an example of what an Italian beauty looks like, just look at the actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

A true example of Italian beauty. Image credit: picodulce

Yeah, I thought so. Now wipe that dribble off your chin. Turn on any Italian TV channel (the state-owned ones too) and you will see a myriad of women who look like Maria or better.

What made that midget Sarkozy choose a zombie that resembles his ex-wife? It seems he has a knack for this kind of women from beyond zombification.

The ex-wife of president Sarkozy. Image credit: gunthert

The media wants poor teenage girls to believe that anorexic, cocaine-ridden, butt-ugly catwalk models are the ideal of beauty. I want you to tell me: Which of the two women below would you bang? Vote below the images.

Carla Bruni and Salma Hayek compared. Image credit: charagoesquerdo and OldFox3

Carla or Salma, that is the question!

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Tags: Politics and shit · Women

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  • 1 virgil // Mar 27, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    salma is hiding her big droopy tits - show em off love!

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